Untying my shoelaces.

Oh Kathryn. Don't you remember Christian Bale a la Batman on his Batbike? Saving the WORLD?



I'm sure you hoped for some excellently crafted, beautifully convoluted tale bringing one icon to another. There that internet goes back in its righteous place of hindrance in the ease of simply searching 'Christine Bale + motorcycle.'

I don't much care for the Batbike.

The Batorcycle.

The Botorcycle.

Although didn't he fold into the front of it or something? You could sleep in your cycle. That would be handy, no?

So now we need to get together a crew of these industrial bikes and start out west. Out to Kilmer's place. Let's hang out with all the Batmen. George Clooney has to own some property the size of Manhattan and make more money than all of NM, right? But, you know, for real.